1. |
Ingrad Malstrum
03:06
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Ingrad Malström
Ingrad Malström doesn’t have time to argue with your face
The work she’s gonna be doing has to be done in her stinky little space
Her slimy odiferous hands aren’t ones you’d want to taste
Especially when her hands form a cheesy sebaceous paste
Ingrad Malström
Ingrad Malström
Apparently concentrating on your fulcrum
Ingrad Malström
Ingrad Malström
I feel about as Important as a crouton crumb
Apparently the copious amount of work she’s got to do
Does not include plans to argue with you
Makes me about as important as a pile of doggy doo
We're talkin - me, you, Ingrad, and DOGGY DOO.
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2. |
White Guys
03:32
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White Guys
I say I don’t know how to play the drum
I don’t know how to sing
And when I dance
I feel like a moronic ding-a-ling
Cause I’am a white guy
We’re white guys
Come together natty white guys
Up in the morning out to work
I’am feeling oh so right
Gotta sub routine that’s on my mind
Gonna get that program tight
My boss is pretty cool
He always gives me lots of slack
Never gotta lift a finger
Boy my butt is gonna get flat
Cause I’am a white guy
We’re white guys
Come together natty white guys
After work I go right home
And fix myself a snack,
Prime rib, baked potato, salad
And a cold six-pack
Then it’s right off to the couch
Where my ass is kicking back
Scratch myself and change the channel
Comfort I don’t lack.
Cause I’am a white guy
We’re white guys
Come together natty white guys
I’m pals with all the token blacks
They think I am really cool
But I’ll pull my 3rd grader
If one ends up at her school
Play golf and kissing ass,
And part of the bourgeoisie
I get my roots and culture
From VH1 and MTV
Cause I’am a white guy
We’re white guys
Come together natty white guys
In my fat two car garage
I part my beige sedan
Never stood for anything
But Bush is my man
I am just another drone
In a thousand points of light
I am a terminal preppie
And walk with buttocks tight
Cause I’am a white guy
We’re white guys
Come together natty white guys
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3. |
Major Slow Dog
04:17
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4. |
Electric Avenue
05:10
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Crust on the hand
Head like a knuckle
An ungainly pounch
An uncouth chuckle
A less than trenchant mind
A loose belt buckle
Saccharine stained teeth
Someone's fat slob uncle
Now don't you go away
I'm not quite through
I got an enigmatic number
Known as the sku
I can't afford to ruminate
Obtuse platitude
All I have to say is I got a deal for you!
This is my company
This is my store
Electric Avenue at Montgomery Wards
This is my register
This is my store
Electric Avenue at Montgomery Wards!
My mundane life is about at it's neap
Buy the damn Sony. What, are you cheap?
Don't want to obfuscate, don't want a melee
My frontal lobe's humus
And my pons are pâté
I got two BIG buttocks, two double chins
Really scary things in my laundry bins
Stains in my pits, fleas on my shins
Lint in my belly, and my mouth's a-cankerin'
This is my company
This is my store
Electric Avenue at Montgomery Wards
This is my company
This is my store
Electric Avenue at Montgomery Wards!
LOOKIN' FOR THE PRICE
MOUTH ALL AGAPE
HOW MUCH IT GONNA COST
TO PLAY THAT TAPE?
WHATCA WANT FROM ME
MY ABNIGATION?
'CAUSE ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET
IS MY PERTURBATION!
<well... I screwed up on a couple of the lyrics>
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5. |
Ed McMahon
10:28
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6. |
Drilling and Banging
04:39
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7. |
Shing
05:20
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8. |
Big Blue Nudes
02:56
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9. |
Toll Booth Ruth
03:01
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10. |
McFuck You
01:42
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11. |
Your Granny
03:14
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12. |
Your Granny Moderna
01:16
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